Are you the Cryptocurrency Consigliere?

Help Wanted: seeking a mythical cryptocurrency creature

• Wakes up every morning with the balls to dress like Vitalik Buterin at TechCrunch Disrupt.
• Texts with Satoshi Nakamoto from a burner phone (usually about the weather.)
• Knows the secret Somerville, MA phone line to the Poloniex people.
• Invested in a cryptocurrency in 2003. Actually, created the term cryptocurrency in 1996. Hell, thought about cryptocurrency in 1964.
• Memorized this cburniske valuation equation, and can recite it backwards.
• Is a Miner. Like, for coal. Wears a hardhat with stickers and everything.
• Snake-hisses at any mention of Jamie Dimon.
• Sells Cointelegraph illustrations on the dark web.
• Reincarnated from first life as a feline. Specifically, ex-Mt. Gox CEO’s cat, Tibane.
• Developed a proprietary cold storage solution that is fully refrigerated.
• Does Olaf’s hair. No mousse.

If you’re a fit, contact us by writing a smart contract into Ethereum…

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