Evidence That We Are Living in the Darkest Version of the Timeline

We are attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically along an axis. Monkeys attacked a science laboratory and snatched blood samples taken from patients at the Lala Lajpat Rai Memorial Medical College and Hospital in Meerut, India. People are saying that all the space photos that show a round earth are hoaxes, and are building spaceships to prove it. A country is burning - literally. Another one burnt not to long ago. And still another angrily rejected help as it burned, because they felt insulted.