Welcome to the world of WEB3 startups, where success is just three ‘easy’ steps away. Step one: develop a groundbreaking idea. Step two: create a killer product. Step three: secure funding. Sounds simple, right? Wrong! In reality, building a successful WEB3 startup is more like trying to navigate a maze blindfolded while riding a unicycle and fighting wild feral hogs — it’s not impossible, but it’s definitely not easy. So buckle up and get ready for my reality check on what it takes to make it in the wild, wild west of WEB3 startups.

What it takes to make it in WEB3: A Hilarious Reality Check

Alright, those were more soft skills, if you will, that you should have to survive in the space, but seriously, at the end of the day, what it takes is a combination of hard work, dedication, and a willingness to learn and adapt as the space evolves. And a good sense of humor certainly doesn’t hurt either. Now, here is what it takes to make it as a startup in WEB3 for real:

Successfully launching a product in the WEB3 space is not easy, but with the right combination of skills, knowledge, and expertise, it is possible to build a product that can make a real impact and change the world for the better.

So there you have it. Building a successful WEB3 startup is anything but simple, but with the right combination of hard work, dedication, and a little bit of luck, it’s possible to make a real impact in this space. Sure, there is plenty of crap and interesting personalities in the crypto world — from Elon’s mood to moon memes and rug pulls — but let’s not forget the real people and projects that are working to make a positive difference. So keep on building, keep on innovating, and keep on pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in the world of WEB3. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll look back and realize that you’ve changed the world.

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